If I were

If I were Reptilian I would be half human half reptile alien who is attempting to rule the world. My character  would play a significant role in modern ufology and conspiracy Internet theories. I would create plots  against humanity and gain political power to manipulate societies. My every day would be devoted to ruling the world and meetings with the most influential leaders who are Reptilians undercover. After such exhausting activities I would go shopping and hanging out with my friend Beyonce (who is also the Reptilian as well as many other celebrities ). If I were an alien  I would be forced to hide my real reptile appearance. I suppose I would look like a typical, pleasant human being (what allow me to gain people’s trust easily). So be aware who are you voting for…

If you want to know al little more about Reptilians and other out of space plot theories here is a website http://arcturi.com/ReptilianArchives/ReptilianFacts.html Or just put word “Reptilians” in google graphics – but use it wisely, it's a procrastination masterpiece.